The movie sucks....
There goes an hour and a half of my life i'm not getting back...
Awal shay... el cast... No comment... KELISH mo laygeeeeeen 3al roles! Kelish... Thanii shay el TAMTHEEL?? 7asaait enni i'm watching one of my old school projects that i taped eb serdaabna... Mako Flow... oo 7addi i didn't feel the love... The funniest part was when she danced and made a fool of herself... That kinda made me laugh...
Ohh Laaawwww kaan feee a teeny tiny tiny tiny part of us (amosh and I) that might have liked the movie... Sobo (rfeejti) killed it with all her might!! Yes Yes she's the same friend eli ga3da yammi eb twilight.. eli she gets violent when she's in a movie... SO there she was ga3da yammi.. oo kel ma 9ar shay ma 3ajaabha.. She punches The closest thing she can find ... In this case... ME!! The movie was maleeq... FQ kanat ga3da bro7haa eb Row thani cuz mako tickets... Oo Toosh kan 3ajebha el film fa t'hawashna cuz galat enna we're high maintenance freaks oo e7na gelna 3anha shallow...oo Thank you Sobo for tesheyeshing me even more and making the movie unbearable... It was a very successful 6al3a...
I woke up gabel ams with this Big thing on my face... it looked like i was being abused by someone.. Chennaaa bigggg bruise or shay chethi... (Lets just say i'm clumsy)
Ukhoi lekbeer shafne chan egol Shennu hatha??
Me: Hosha.. Rfejtii 6agatni (monotone...obviously joking)
Him: ENTAW 3abalkumm SHABAB?!?!
Me: Dude... Calm down... I'm kidding jesus
Him: ahh okay.. shenu jesus entay weya 7jabech
Me: i watch too many movies (KELA mennich!! U know who u are... 9eJJ man 3ashara qawman... )
Elmohim, back to my bruise-like thing ... ya3ne kelish kelish i wasn't able to go and see people.. so i took advantage of that day to stay home... 7ag ummi... le2anha ga3da tgol eni hayta...
Conversation...
Me: Yummma!! Kella ga3deen bel bait.. ya el mamlaka (bait rfejti toosh leb3eed) or eb BAIT SOBO!! (sorry sobo for using u as my endless excuse)
Mom: oo b3dain?? 3abalech byot rfejatich mo hyata?
Me: Laa2!! enjabel ba3ath yumma e7na el four kelyommm oo yumma ya3ne mo mn be3d bait'hum kelha five minutes..
Mom: Ratbayy jadwal 6al3aatech... MAY9eeer Kelyomm!! Mo 3aib 3alaichh shegolon enaas?
Me: yeah yeah Sure (may9er a7enn b3dain et3aned... khal agolaha okay oo tensa bacher;* sorry mama if ur reading this.. LoL)
Abi as2al so2al... etha ana kelyom a7eb I go out.. bss go out as in.. I wake up... eat breakfast eb bait one of my best friends eli en3aref ba3athh since forever... oo we hang out there.. study.. sowalef... do whatever.. then like go meshaweer.. get stuff done.. maybe maybe cafe or mokan low-key.... Go to a place fe nass like once or twice a week... Why is it so wrong? ya3ne okay its not like i'm going e9eb7 reyoooggg eb avenues b3dain ghada Slider b3dain 3a9er till maghreb eb coffee republic b3dain 3asha madre wain b3dain as'har 3nd my friend, every day..
Mom: entay bss te6le3en mn el bait aye mokan.. 7attan Lo jam3eya.. ma7soba 3alaich 6al3a..
9ejj kheera.. The stupid thing eli 6ala3 eb wayhi... oo ga3adt bel bait... ummi 7adha stanesat.. b3dain e3taraftlaha enna i stayed because of the big bruise thing... I felt guilty... fa i promised to stay home 3ashanha another day lol...
So any of u guys emwajheen moshkela bel "hyata" weya ahalkum? Share Please;***
btw (hal kalam 7g H&S) I hope u know enna even though i don't see u much... I love u wayed... ull always be my sisters;** oo Tayo yalla redday mn el sufar we miss u;**
lool, ana 9ert bgara eshkobryy o batzawaj o ommy lel7en tgoly entay hayta:P 3adyyy
ReplyDeletehehehe Mums lool they're all the same i swear 3indhom manual or sumthin lena kela nafs el 7achy :Pp...i get it all the time i cant believe sumthin as simple as goin to a friends house is considered an outing hehehe....
ReplyDeleteback when i was at uni imaigine my mum considered it as hyata lol 3ala golt'ha ur goin out seeing different Ppl So why Go out again :/ la oo wain barooo7 '3air my friends house ya3nee That is not an outin come on its from one house to another...
Sorry mummy bas jst bcoz u like to stay home doesnt mean i have to as Well lena 9iij i'll Suffocate Oo I get moody if I stay home for 2 days in a row :S…Bas wat to do We love them Oo don’t wanna upset them lena if we do it only gets worse ;) so we have to smother ourselves alil for the sake of our mothers and 6b3an peace and quiet looool min el nagging ..Luv Ya Mummy :***..
Cap min9ijich!! i loved the movie wayeeed!! she's so funny!!
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LOOOL!! all moms are the same.. believe me, whatever you do as long as it is outside the house ma7soob 3alech ino outing!! even if it was something for her!!
ReplyDeletewanted to go and see the movie bas your post ma 7amasni :/ is it really that bad??
I totally agree!! The movie SUCKS! I loved the book and read all of them.. was soo looking forward to the movie. but what a piece of crap.. why americanize the actors? why base it in the states? why cast crappy actors? cheap movie,, did NO justice to the book! 7aram 3alaihum! ok i feel better now that i got it off my chest .lol and amm so happy to have found your post on hating the movie just as much as i did!
ReplyDeletemoi: LoL ma yetghayeron umahaaat 7attan lo 3umrech 70!
ReplyDeleteBOnita_LuLu: ee Lol lazem every once in a while we stay home 3ashanhum.. bss eli abi afhema.. how come byoot friends hyata.. its NOT barrra baaait!! LOL lazem eghayroon el rules..
Stand-Alone~ : 7araammmm Go to the movie malech sheqel feeni.. ana i'm a movie critic ehehe mo kelshay ya3jebni.. bss entay go and see for urself u might like it;*
FortyBlinks: LoooooL ee hathi el moshkela laiman they base a movie 3ala a story.. They can't act it 3adel.. LOL i'm glad u found my post i hope baradtt chabdech;**
Even Sweeter: LoL etaamtheel kelish ma 3ajabni.. madre el cast mo laygeeen 3ala el role oo eli drove me to the edge my friend le2anha ga3da yammi oo ga3da etshayeshni ehehe.. btw love the "cap" 7adda 3ajabni;*
You remind me of a friend for some reason.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: maybe i am ur friend hmm :p ehehe what's the first letter of her name?
ReplyDeleteE wallah wayid nas galaw mo 7elo! I guess I won't watch it then and read the book instead.
ReplyDeleteAbout the hyata issue, ee! Nafs il 7ala hehehe. 3 6ala3at bil sboo3 9aar WAYID o basich ge3day bil bait etc. Even if it's to a friend's house!
elieruby: i wanna read the book too.. oo Lol 3ala lehyata lazem enfahemhum somehow! oo ba3ad umahat eshayshon ba3ath laiman yetyame3on.. wa7da tgol "ana benttiii ma te6la3" oo hasowaleff.. fa ma yenlamon lol
ReplyDeleteLOL @ your brother "shino jesus intay weya 7jabich"
ReplyDeletePlus, 7imdaw rabkom you go out with friends alone. Think about it, before in their days maku 6al3a unless it was family. You can't blame them for stressing about lihyata ;p
Ruby Woo: hamm 9ajjaa, bsss ya3ne its my only flaw... i like to hang out with my friends wayed.. hmmm if u ask me, its a pretty good flaw,,, ehehe when u compare it with other things
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